a little talk in the morning with a friend...

Him, who knows my bad habit complaining, finally ask me this question :
"Who do you complain me to?"

Me : Sorry, I don't understand
Him : I mean Rosa after all those time you complain a lot about people around you,
I'm now wondering, who you complain me to?
Me : I don't complain you
I praise you (Hahaha, rayuan gombal)

Lima tahun lebih aku menjalin pertemanan dengan bule tua ini. Bukan bermaksud meledek, hanya begitulah ia sering menyebut dirinya.

Kalau ditanyakan gimana perasaan gue sama dia, gue sama sekali gak tahu harus menjawab apa. Terus terang gue pernah (dan juga masih seehhh) menyimpan harapan dengan dia. Namun, seiring berjalannya waktu, perasaan ngarep gue ini luruh namun gak sepenuhnya hilang juga. Mungkin kalau kelak dia jadi menikahi 'Kimono', akan lain lagi ceritanya.

Banyak banget pelajaran hidup yang gue dapat dari dia. Dari soal sex and I mean it.

Me : I don't know. I think I'm not ready for it
Him : One day you will be ready. With the right person and the right man.

Gue juga jadi tahu perbedaan antara 'make love' dan 'have sex'

Him : (Gue udah agak-agak lupa dia ngomong apa tapi intinya kalau make love itu ada
cinta yang kuat di antara dua orang yang melakukannya)

Soal kerjaan,

Me : So, should I say, I don't want to do that thing anymore?
Him : Don't say you don't want to make it. It will sound negative. Just say what you
want to do. It will have a better effect.

Waktu kesengsem ama brondong magang di kantor,

Me : But he's upstair
Him : You should seldom go upstair then.
Me : Are you sure?
Him : Go for it, craddle robber..
Me : What does it mean?
Him : Someone who likes younger men
Me : *Maksud loe?*

Even soal sepele like Baskin & Robbins

Him : Finally you try it. Next time, you should try sex then...


to be continued...