28 September 2010

Toi et Moi (1)

Me : Ih, kamu kok malah fokusnya ke situ sih?
Him : Kamu lebih suka aku fokus kemana?
Me : Menurut kamu baiknya?
Him : Baiknya menurut kamu?
Me : Tank baja?
Him : Kenapa?
Me : Because it includes the word 'we'
Him : Oh I see. What's wrong about word 'we'?
Me : 'We' means 'you and I' or 'both of us'
Him : Very good explaination. Then I consider 'it' as my favourite word
Me : May I know which one it is?
Him : One day 'we' are going to buy a tank
Me : I will wait for that day. I promise!

25 September 2010

Ngegombal Yuk!

Sejak tahu situs www.anjinggombal.com, bawaan jadi pengen godain Abang mulu nih. Apalagi beliau itu orangnya cool banget, sehingga itu malah ngebuat gue makin menggila, hehehe...

Oh, well, here are several rayuan pulau kelapa yang gue anggap layak tayang, alias boleh dipraktekkan pada pasangan kamu. Tapi nggak jamin yah kalau nantinya dia malah muntah-muntah ngedengarnya :)

Orangtuamu sebenarnya telah menjodohkan kita, sayang mereka lupa memberitahumu

I'm an addict, will you be my heroine?

Aku mau deh jadi istri pendeta, kalau pendetanya kamu *karya sendiri, tercetus begitu saja, saat sesi mengobrol subuh dengannya beberapa hari yang lalu*

Can I get a picture of you? I wanna prove to my friends that angels do really exist!

- Are you religious?
- Yes, why?
- Good, because I'm the answers to your prayers!

You know, you look very hot. You must be the real reason for global warming!

My mind is a whole galery of you

Hey, how was heaven when you left it?

Aku nggak butuh mas kawin, yang Aku mau MAS KAWIN ama aku aja

You could be the father of our unborn children

I prefer Kayla, but I'll let you choose the name of our daughter later